LOL...

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LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: Lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: Lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind :)

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What is the height of Flirting?
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When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". :)

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GIRL - Jaan mujhey aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho.
BOY(slapped her, and said) - "Kamini, I love you, mujhsay shaadi karke mujhey tabah kar de"

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After robbing the Bank, robber to a clerk: Did you see me robbing?
CLERK : Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did you?
SECOND CLERK : No, But my wife saw you! :)

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Banta baar me ro raha tha.
TENDER : Kyo ro rahe ho?
BANTA : Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun, uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha. :)

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BOY : Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, Dil jalke rakh ho gaya .
GIRL : Teri kurbani barbad nahi jayegi, raakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke kaam ayegi.....! :) :)
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A BOY said to a girl: Come into my heart...
GIRL said: sandal nikalu kiya?
BOY said: hatt pagli , mera dil mandir thodhi na hai sandal pehenke hi aa jao :)

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EK AADMI ROZ SUBHA PED KI DALI PE CHADH K BAITH JATA THA,
PUCHO KYU?
?
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BECHARA MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYA THA, APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTA THA...

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BOY to girl : Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi mera junon or kuch na janu ,mein bas itna hi janu….Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA mae kya kru??
Girl: Mattha tek or dafaa ho.

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So which one you liked the most!!!