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Monday, September 7, 2009

Title ko chhodo....post ko padho :-)

WIFE: 'What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!

WIFE
: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND
: 'Of course I do.

WIFE
: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND
: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE
: 'You would?'

HUSBAND
: .......?

WIFE
: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND
: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE
: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND
: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE
: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND
: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE
: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND
: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE
: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND
: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE
: 'Would she wear my shoes?'

HUSBAND
: 'No, her size
is 6.'

WIFE
: -- silence --


HUSBAND
: 'shit....."



Rest is history.

001.jpg image by Cheeriotown


(P.S. : This is a forwarded email. I just couldn't resist sharing it with you!)

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