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Saturday, August 15, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHA…..

LOL! Here comes another email which I received today. I have read this earlier but still I couldn’t stop laughing! In fact every time I read, I LAUGH!

Enjoy the collection!


Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer
: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."



Lawyer
: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."



Lawyer
: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."



Witness
: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"



Lawyer
: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"



Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."
Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."



Lawyer
: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

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