Cna yuo raed tihs?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azanmig huh?

Taken from a forwarded email

Sharad “???” Pawar

I am not an economist. Neither have I known intricacies and nitty-gritty of economics to understand why prices of essential commodities are sky rocketing.

But do I need to know economics to talk about price rise? I am the one who suffers. I am the one who has to pay 100 Rs for 1 kg of daal and 50 Rs for 1 kg of sugar. Being a sufferer, I have all the right to speak up against price rise.

I just saw this very interesting debate on Times NOW involving Abhishek Manu Singhvi from Congress, Ravishankar Prasad from BJP and Sitaram Yechuri from CPI – M. Even as a super ignorant soul having no background of economics, it was easy for me to make out that our grand party has screwed up this nation – once again – just like they have done since 1947.

For a change, there was no cunning smile on Abhishek Manu Singhvi’s face and he was struggling to answer the questions. Though being a lawyer of Supreme Court, he didn’t have any conniving answer and was fumbling, going round and being super defensive in his approach. After all, how long can you defend wrong doing?

Its rubbish to say it’s global phenomenon and prices in Vietnam and Pakistan has increased by 100% while in India, it has increased only by X percent and hence we are a better nation. Give me a break!!!! India is not Vietnam or Pakistan! When it comes to positive, you want to compare India with China and USA and when it comes to negative, you want to get away by giving reference of Pakistan and Vietnam? My foot.

BTW, rest of the world praises India for being the largest democracy in the world. LOL. They don’t know that our democratic system is so farce that largest democracy in the world is suffering at the hand of just one man named Sharad Pawar. And those 1 billion people are absolutely helpless to do anything! What a system! And what a spineless population!

And do you know even irony? Our food economy is screwed up and common men like you and me are suffering at the time when this government is headed by an eminent economist! Oh looks like Mr. Manmohan Singh :-) ? LOL! Not your fault. It’s difficult to remember puppets for long after all.

Now I never had any liking for Sharad Paward and this price rise issue has taken my disliking for him to a new level. I hate to see his face, hate to hear his voice and am extremely annoyed whenever he makes statement about price rise. Honestly, I am trying very hard to find out someone who I hate so much as Sharad Pawar (…and someone who can come close is our esteemed foreign minister S M Krishna due to his super impotent statements and lack of competency to be a strong foreign minister).

What has Sharad Pawar done as an agriculture minister? Except making statements which further increases price, is there any other thing that this incompetent minister has done in last one year? This guy did everything to wash off his hand from something which is his primary responsibility : Right form blaming states to climate changes, he has tried all possible tricks to divert the blame. If you want to know some of the samples, here we go…

• Price of milk to increase: Sharad Pawar
• Price rise: 'Need to keep cool,' says Sharad Pawar
• Rice prices may rise further: Pawar
• Sharad Pawar blames climate change for price rise
• Agriculture ministry has nothing to do with price rise: Sharad Pawar
• States’ job to control price rise, says Sharad Pawar
• Sugar prices are a collective decision: Sharad Pawar
  

I must say “Disgusting” must be the middle name of this man. Suggest me a better name if you know.

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LOL...so true!! :D

Taken from http://xkcd.com/612/

Dedicated To All Pseudo Secularists Of India

If you are a pseudo secular, you know this and it won't make any difference to you.

If you are one of those who loves their motherland and have at least few drop of patriotism in your blood, read and think and if possible, act.

• If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years of hard labor.
• If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
• If you cross the Afghan Border Illegally, you get shot.
• If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will Be jailed.
• If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard again.
• If you cross the Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
• If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
• If you enter in Britain illegally you will be arrested, prosecuted and sent to prison and deported.

HOWEVER...

If you are a Pakistani or a Bangladeshi and you illegally cross the Indian Border, you get -

• A ration card
• Passport (1 or more)
• Subsidy for pilgrimage
• A driver's license
• Credit cards
• Subsidized rent Or a loan to buy a house
• Free education
• Free health care
• A lobbyist in New Delhi, with eveready television channels & group of expert human right activists
• The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home

And Of course - Voting Rights!!

Hats off to the a****** in New Delhi and pseudo secularists in society, who support and elect them.

Do you agree?

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